A patronage

The Quarter Fantasy

When I was a kid, my family and I had this dream: what if everyone in America gave us a quarter? Nobody would miss it, and something magical would happen.

Chip in a micro-donation and earn a Quarter Club mark on your profile.

Your donations

$0.00

Quarters chipped

Pick your unreasonably generous amount

Nothing over $3 · We won't take it

The Legendary Quarter$0.25

The original dream. If every single person in America chipped in one quarter, we'd change the world and nobody would even notice their pocket got lighter.

The Bold Half-Dollar$0.50

A whole 50 cents?! You absolute philanthropist. Statues will be built. Songs will be written. Small children will whisper your name in awe.

The Whole Entire Dollar$1.00

One full American dollar. That's four quarters. That's a small coffee's cousin. You are officially a patron of the smile arts.

The Truly Wild Two-Spot$2.00

Two dollars. TWO. We're checking that you didn't slip. Are you okay? This is very generous. We are blushing.

The Maximum Overkindness$3.00

The absolute ceiling. We literally will not accept more than this. You are now honorary royalty of the Smile Kingdom. Please, no more. We insist.

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Every quarter is a tiny vote for more kindness on the internet. Thank you.